How do you know when two brothers are close?
When one (Brian) sends this photo — see below — to the other (Jeff) because he is excited about the miniature watering can he bought at Meijer.
Notice that one (Brian) used a clementine to demonstrate the scale of said watering can.
And then one (Brian) realized that he actually created an unintended still life — as in, “Watering Can and Cutie Recline on Microwave.”
All the while, the other (Jeff) doesn’t utter one word of criticism!
That’s how close we are.
Can you send your grown brother a photograph of a clementine and a plastic watering can and not be mocked?
Yeah — my brother is awesome.
(And the watering can is great, by the way. My plants love it.)
Important: No plants or watering cans — or Florida citrus fruits — were harmed in the production of this blog post.